Three Word Game

Somewhere in the world, I was searching for a Crystal Star location when I heard of a place that had a very huge metal piece of dirt. that was dirty, and very dark, and very dirty. Did I mention it was very dirty, it was awfully gargantuan who happend to be a hamster, it was hamstery, and also evil, like a monster, who was very dark and angry and liked to play children's card card games and ate lots of tacos and other types of mexican foods and tacos with hot salsa and other crap that smelled bad. So then I jumped a cliff for no reason and landed on a giant metal Chuck Norris Robot, so I though, "What the Hell, who writes this dumb piece of crap because it's so very retarted that I will just stop posting," but I didn't, because I felt like kicking a dog in the ass because of all the crap it did to me, so then I walked to the bar and drank some vodka because I felt like getting drunk at the pub like a boss from the movie Transformers, where someone fought some robots and blew up the death star, then the All Spark, then the earth started double postin because they felt like getting points so badly that he would spam and be happy with his post, so he would, so he thought, so he could, so he should shut the f*ck up and start making something out of paper mache for no reason, so he got plenty of sleep and got bored and then died.