There was a 14 year old who liked to do absolutely nothing all the time. His name was Bion. (Ancient Greek name meaning "life".) Bion was always called a "sissy" because he liked to play with Fairy type monsters. Everyone says that Fairies are for girls and Fiends are for boys. And only boys could use Fiends and only girls could use Fairies. To Bion, the entire thing was completely immature. Bion was on his way home from school.
School Bully: Hey Bion! You know the drill, I challenge you to a duel-
Bion: And if you win I switch my deck to Fiends and if I win you leave me alone right?
School Bully: Shut up and duel!!
Bion LP: 4000
School Bully LP: 4000
School Bully: I go first.
*School Bully draws a card*
School Bully I place one card facedown and a monster card facedown and end my turn.
Bion: Okay lets get this over with.
*Bion draws a card*
Bion: I play Mystical Space Typhoon and destroy your facedown Spell or Trap.
Mystical Space Typhoon | Spell Card |
Destroy one Spell or Trap card on your opponents side of the field. |
Bion: Next I play, Shield Crush, and destroy your facedown monster.
Destroy one defense position monster on your opponents side of the field. |
Bion: Next I summon, Sonic Angel - Star!
Bion: Now I play the Spell card Double Summon!
You can Normal Summon one additional time on the turn you activate this card. |
Bion: To summon my Sonic Angel - Sky!
Bion: Now Sky, direct attack!
School Bully LP: 1700
Bion: And since you have no monsters, I can attack again!
School Bully: What?!
Bion: Sky, direct attack!!!
School Bully LP: 0
Bion lowers his duel disk.
Bion: Well, bye then.
Bion walks home and finally gets to his house. Bion's mother is cooking his evening meal for him.
Bion's Mother: Welcome home, I see you've come home alone this time.
Bion: Charis was not at school today.
Charis is Bion's only real friend at school.
Bion: I'm going to my room to do nothing. Please tell me when my meal is ready.
Bion runs to his room and jumps onto his bed and falls asleep. After his evening meal, the then falls asleep.
2:00 AM
Bion hears a knock on his window.
Bion: Hm?
Bion: Its Charis.
Bion lets Charis in through the window.
Charis: I came to say, hi.
Bion: Hi?! Thats what you came here for?!
Charis: Shhh.... I never go a day without seeing you, I just noticed that. And I didn't want to NOT see you, since your my best friend and all-
Bion: Charis, its 2 in the morning.
Charis: Still though.
Bion: *sigh* Why were you not n school today anyway?
Charis: Because I was out getting you a new card for your deck.
Bion: You skipped school for that?
Charis: Its totally worth it!!
Charis gives Bion a very small package shaped like a trading card.
Charis: I have to get home now before my parents find out I'm gone. And trust me, if I stay, THEY WILL find out.
Bion: Well, hey thanks-
Bion turned to see that Charis had already left. Bion put the card down and ent back to sleep.
End of Chapter 2